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<b>People:</b> Why do you ship gays?<p/><b>Me:</b> Is like asking "why do you breathe".<p/></p>
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<b>People:</b> Why do you ship gays?<p/><b>Me:</b> Is like asking "why do you breathe".<p/></p>
self care is getting drunk as hell, wandering into the woods and seducing a dragon
(via lunathesassyruler)
me:
i'd love to be in a relationship
me:
yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yik
Fic where Victuuri are doting dads to Yurio, who decides to take advantage of their obsessive dadness. So he decides to take a week long vacation with Otabek (or Jj I’m not picky) and asks the parents to watch his cat(s). Victor is all like “Omg! Sure Yurio, how many cats do you have, two?” Yuri answers with a “something like that.” All the while laughing maniacally in his head. He leaves them his house keys and says good luck and leaves before they can question his actions. Because Yurio is obviously a cat person and I feel like he would see a stray kitten on the street and it would meow at him and he would growl back and when it meowed again he would shove it in his coat and run home because he has no will power.
Victuuri decides to stay the week at Yurio’s house so they pack up a bag and some stuff for Makkachin and head over to Yurio’s appartment and are mauled by the 12 billion (more like 14) cats Yurio owns when they open the door.
Its a long week and when Yuri gets back he comes home to two exhausted dads passed out on the couch with about 5 cats a piece laying on them.
